All things Florida Man (5 Viewers)

[CapitalCitySaint]

 

[bigdaddysaints]

that is a geat answer, but the number one answer to that is and always will be 'Getting money from the Gov't".

 

[Optimus Prime]

Weird story
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A woman has been found after reportedly spending three days trapped inside a shipping container in Florida, police said.

Marlene Lopez, 52, was reported missing last Monday after she disappeared from her home on Lucerne Drive in Cocoa, according to the local police department.

A co-worker alerted the police after she failed to pick up her son from school.

A search began for Ms Lopez with investigators looking into her “known locations,” interviewing family members and issuing a missing-person bulletin.

Nearly 72 hours later, police were notified that the woman had been found after an individual heard banging coming from a locked shipping container in a business park area at 2005 N. Cocoa Blvd.

The individual unlocked the container and found Ms Lopez dehydrated but not injured. She was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation last Thursday.

Ms Lopez said that she did not know how she ended up in the container which is less than half a mile from her home, police reported.…..

Missing Florida mother is found in shipping container

Marlene Lopez, 52, was reported missing last Monday

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Taurus]

Weird story
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A woman has been found after reportedly spending three days trapped inside a shipping container in Florida, police said.

Marlene Lopez, 52, was reported missing last Monday after she disappeared from her home on Lucerne Drive in Cocoa, according to the local police department.

A co-worker alerted the police after she failed to pick up her son from school.

A search began for Ms Lopez with investigators looking into her “known locations,” interviewing family members and issuing a missing-person bulletin.

Nearly 72 hours later, police were notified that the woman had been found after an individual heard banging coming from a locked shipping container in a business park area at 2005 N. Cocoa Blvd.

The individual unlocked the container and found Ms Lopez dehydrated but not injured. She was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation last Thursday.

Ms Lopez said that she did not know how she ended up in the container which is less than half a mile from her home, police reported.…..

Missing Florida mother is found in shipping container

Marlene Lopez, 52, was reported missing last Monday

www.independent.co.uk

Dexter be like: "Shirt! You're not the Bayside Black Widow!"

 

[GeauxWhoDats]

 

[Optimus Prime]

Florida fisherman has hand bitten off by 9ft alligator as he reels in fish

Witness says aligator lunged at fisherman from pond for the fish he was reeling in

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Eeyore]

Police: Florida woman tried to sell her 1-year-old daughter for $500

Jail records show Woods has been arrested six times since October 2021.

weartv.com

 

[Eeyore]

Human remains found in backyard of Jacksonville home after owner discovers ‘toes sticking out of ground’

Police were investigating Thursday morning after human remains were found buried in the backyard of a Jacksonville home, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office.

www.news4jax.com

 

[Eeyore]

Florida man accused of rigging machine at New Orleans casino | Crime/Police | nola.com

 

[GeauxWhoDats]

Police: Florida woman tried to sell her 1-year-old daughter for $500

Jail records show Woods has been arrested six times since October 2021.

weartv.com

I am all about helping people when they are down, especially those with mental and drug addiction afflictions, but there just isn't any coming back from this level. Bullet to the head on sight. For those anti-gun folks, 7lb rock to the head repeatedly on sight.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Florida man accused of threatening to beat up family member once his prosthetic leg arrived

A New York man was arrested after threatening to beat up one of his family members after the arrival of his prosthetic leg during an argument involving money, deputies said.

www.fox35orlando.com

 

[Optimus Prime]

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Florida man accused of threatening to beat up family member once his prosthetic leg arrived

A New York man was arrested after threatening to beat up one of his family members after the arrival of his prosthetic leg during an argument involving money, deputies said.

www.fox35orlando.com

“I’m going to kick your arse once my arse kicking leg gets here!”

 

[Taurus]

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“I’m going to kick your arse once my arse kicking leg gets here!”

I wonder if you can custom order an arse-kicking leg?

 

[superchuck500]

I wonder if you can custom order an arse-kicking leg?

It's on the dark web

 

[Optimus Prime]

I wonder if you can custom order an arse-kicking leg?

Amazon has everything